Seppuku at Last!

August 27th, 2007 by Damon

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Look, Ma—no callouses!

Alberto Gonzales
United States Attorney General, February 14, 2005 - September 17, 2007

“Even my worst days as Attorney General have been better than my father’s best days…I have lived the American Dream.”

Translation: My father may have been an honest man who performed a less-than-glamorous job with integrity. And I may have countenanced torture, felonious wiretapping, and numerous other misdeeds and malfeasances. But at least I got to do it in a suit behind a desk. At least my hands are soft.

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Congratulations, America. Condolences, American Dream.

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2 Responses to “Seppuku at Last!”

  1. Moonsinleo Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 8:58 am

    Aaah! The beauty of soft hands. Caressing the underbelly of the Statue of Liberty while giving ac thumbs up.

  2. Damon Says:
    August 29th, 2007 at 8:55 am

    If that soft hand was doing anything to Lady Liberty, it was fisting her.

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