The White Prince of Peace and the Crown Prince of Soul

October 3rd, 2007 by Damon

It seems the ringing is finally done and my ears recovered from last night’s Black Crowes show. While I don’t have the chops to give a full review of the music, or at least to do it well, I can’t let the occasion pass without commenting on Chris Robinson, one of the weirder dudes you’ll ever lay eyes on.

Imagine the face of Jesus (The Euro version…and immediately after his 40 days in the desert–gaunt and long-haired and bearded) atop a Slinky atop a pair of stilts, all clad in the latest fashions from 1969. (The type of stuff the Fresh Prince’s mom tried to buy him at the Gallery Mall.) The pants were plenty snug, but the blouse looked like it was borrowed from a giant Carol Brady. Robinson would grab its hem and sway and shimmy, eyes to the heavens, occasionally breaking out of his flower child trance for a quick double hand-clap and some decent head rolls and gyrations.

As my friend Scott pointed out, given his bizarre looks, Robinson’s marriage to the comely Kate Hudson is an “all-time head-scratcher.” (This led me to wonder whether there are any all-time head-scratchers in which the guy is the pretty one? The best I can do right now is David and Victoria Beckham, but even she was considered good-looking when they got together.)

Chris Robinson & Kate Hudson

Another head scratcher is Robinson’s pipes. You don’t expect a dude who looks like a cross-dressing, emaciated, high-out-of-his-mind white Jesus and who plays in a Southern rock band to be able to belt it out like a vintage soul singer. But especially after last night’s show, and at the risk of sounding blasphemous, I’ll say that there’s good reason the Crowes broke through on an Otis Redding cover. Sure, he’s not nearly that good, but time and again, Robinson’s style reminded me of Redding’s. I’ve been listening to both today, trying to pinpoint what it is. I’m still not sure–maybe they share a Georgia accent; maybe it’s the phrasing or cadence (or whatever it’s called), the random bursts, the way they hit hard and short on the first syllable or two of a line, then string out the other syllables, giving each multiple notes. (Or maybe I just listen to too much Otis Redding and hear him where he’s not.) Whatever the commonality, it seems like Robinson spent a lot of time listening to Redding as a kid. A pale imitation? Sure, but a decent one.

Chris Robinson Black Crowes

5 Responses to “The White Prince of Peace and the Crown Prince of Soul”

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  2. mike o Says:

    Did I ever tell you about the time Chris and Kate rolled into Daddy-O for a cocktail and the Crowes were literally playing on the CD player? Chris pulls up at the bar to order and I just nod, say “what’s up,” and return to my newspaper. The drunk guy on the other side beams at Chris and says, “Dude! How crazy is it that you walked in… and your song is playing!”

    Chris, without looking at the dude, says “happens all the time my man…” and turns with his drinks to join Kate in the corner.

  3. Nirav Says:

    The reverse head-scratcher: Kurt Warner and his scary-looking wife come immediately to mind: http://www.stpatrickcenter.org/img/News-stc.jpg .
    But overall, it’s a good point. My buddy Mike says that Otis is a liar, compared to God’s own truth by way of Sam Cooke. I think he means that Otis embellishes the notes instead of singing them a lot of the time. (There’s actually a great word for what he’s doing: melisma) He’s probably right, but when he hits that first long note in “I’ve been loving you too long,” I almost have to leave the room, even if there isn’t anyone else in the room, because I’m so embarrassed at myself for getting my ass handed to me by a note.

  4. matt Says:

    Here’s a much more deserving pic from Warner’s wife: http://usversusthem.wordpress.com/2007/09/06/ready-for-some-football-wives-and-girlfriends-that-is/914/

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