Bush Receives Backlash for Seahawks Jersey

October 16th, 2007 by Damon

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Inside sources report that President Bush is receiving pressure from Republican party officials and conservative activists to return the Seahawks #43 jersey presented to him by Mack Strong and Matt Hasselbeck earlier this year. “After Sunday’s game, it’s becoming a real vulnerability,” explained a White House staffer. “The President can’t afford to have himself associated with that level of incompetence.”

2 Responses to “Bush Receives Backlash for Seahawks Jersey”

  1. matt Says:

    The real victim here is Mack Strong’s replacement…Leonard Weaver. Weaver wears #43!

  2. Damon Says:

    That’s an excellent point, Matt. Plus, Weaver’s not the best last name for making a good first impression on Seattle sports fans (and as Head & Shoulders would remind us, you don’t get a second chance to do that). Also, I can’t hear his name without wanting to insert a “Dream” in the middle. I blame Wayne and Garth.

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