Less than two hours until the tip-off of the much awaited meeting between your Seattle SuperSonics and the Miami Heat. The two teams are a combined 1-14, a winning percentage of .067. After tonight’s game, they will be a combined 2-15, a winning percentage of .118. So things are looking up!

What to look for:

Incompetence, broken up by bursts of competence.

Keys to the Game:

Miami: A time machine (to retrieve ‘05-06 roster)
Seattle/Oklahoma City: A time machine (to acquire ‘09-10 roster. (That guy with the orange hair down to his ass and the hand grenades tattooed on his leg is with the team.))

A deep NBA source provided me with the following scouting videos on Heat starters Penny Hardaway and Shaquille O’Neal:

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