If “they” are Shawn Kemp, they’re at a Wal-Mart in Illinois:

It’s good to see the Reign Man looking slender and healthy. I’ll always remember him that way. My favorite part of Reid’s opus, Sonicsgate, was probably the Kemp highlights. Which isn’t a knock on Sonicsgate. It’s just that, as Bob Slydell might say, “For my money, I don’t know if it gets any better than when Shawn Kemp dunks.” And, yes, I’m apparently stuck in the 1990s. I quote another resident of that decade, one Walter Sobchak: “You’re goddamn right I’m living in the fucking past!”

Photo by Andrew Miller

You may remember Nirav (the dude on the right in the photo above) from his role as “The Shah of Southtown” in Haymaker & Sally. But that was just the tip of his iceberg of talent. The man is a terrific writer, a top-notch litigator, and now a contestant on Jeopardy! Tune in tonight and witness the phenomenon. Lebron’s got nothing on The Shah.