I’m 30 years old. I have a law degree and 150k of debt (and not much else) to show for it. Contrary to Internet reports and comments by my mother, I am not 6′7″, but rather 6′6″.

Unusual skills: I can swallow my tongue, touch my tongue to my nose, flip my eyelids, and memorize phone numbers with surprising ease. Yet somehow I tend to forget names and faces.

You can find my writing on this site and at the Seattle Weekly. You can contact me at damonagnos (at) gmail (dot) com