Archive for the ‘Music’ Category

George Clinton’s Lawyer, Notable Passings, and Guantanamo

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

If you haven’t checked it out yet, here’s my article from this week’s Weekly on Yale Lewis, George Clinton’s lawyer. You can pick up a copy of the print edition until tomorrow morning, when the next issue comes out.

I also recommend this video by my friend Patrick on the recently deceased photojournalist Dith Pran, who survived the Khmer Rouge and coined the term “Killing Fields.”

Finally, while Pran had the talent, determination, and luck to make it out of Cambodia, turn his experiences into a career, and help educate the world, he’s obviously the exception. I wonder what will happen to this guy. I can’t imagine being anything but indefinitely homicidally pissed after an experience like that. God bless America.

Article in the Weekly

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

To cap off the slew of basketball-related posts I just put up, I direct you to my article on the Boom Squad, the b-boy crew that performs during breaks in Sonics games. As always, if you like it, feel free to leave a comment over there.

Candle in the Trade Wind

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

This one got linked by a bunch of places, best of all True Hoop. Hooray me!

Wally Z


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Goodbye, Wally Z
Though know you I did not
You had the boy band looks
And a nice looking jump shot
The haters tried to hate
They whispered into your brain
Goddamnit Wally, pass…
To the refs you did complain

And it seems to me that in your head
You’re still prom king number one
Never knowing who to pass to
When the doubles come
But those triples look too good
Too good to resist
Your ankles gave out long before
Your ego ever did

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Miami created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
When you called timeout
Oh the press, they hounded you
All that PJ had to say
Was @#(*&$#@#($*&@#($*&@!!

Goodbye, Wally Z
From the young man in the 25th row
It must be lonely at the top
But to Cleveland you must go

Our Team Could Make a Better Boy Band Than Yours

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

You know that this Sonics team has the stuff of of a feature length movie, but did you know that it has the stuff of a great boy band as well?

NBA fans and bloggers around the globe: I challenge you to come up with any set of four (or more) players from your team who could make a better boy band than the following Sonics foursome.

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, it’s

Coast2Coast!

Coast2Coast

Kevin D: The youngest Coast2Coast!er does funny impressions of his coach and has a crush on Beyonce.

Mickael G: The shy Frenchmen has a cute smile, is good with kids…and, oh, that hair!

Wally Z: Even though now he has a lot, he’s still Wally from the cul-de-sac.

Luke R: The clean-living kid with the golden locks and voice is ready to dream big!

Big ups to Panamaniac and the rest of the original Coast2Coast crew

For Old Times’ Sake: My Posse’s on Broadway

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

When I was in sixth grade or so (back when “Baby Got Back” was just an inkling in Mix-a-Lot’s loins and Swass was the hottest shit around), my friend Matt and I used to call Mix-a-Lot’s agent’s office and pretend to be Matt’s older brother, Scott, who had played on the same 3-on-3 basketball team as Mix. Perhaps our pubescent voices gave us away, or perhaps the star had no interest in reconnecting with his fellow weekend warriors, but for whatever reason, we were never able to get him on the phone.

What Do You Do After the Hustle You Can’t Knock?

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

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Yesterday, the New York Times confirmed the long-circulating rumors that Jay-Z will be stepping down as CEO of Def Jam Records, a position he’s occupied for three years. Supposedly, Universal, Def Jam’s corporate owner, balked at Jay-Z’s salary demands. If one were to take his lyrics at face value — a dicey and unsporting proposition with any artist — Jay-Z’s high asking price should be no surprise. After all, this is the man who broke ground not only as the first rapper-turned-CEO of a company not of his own creation, but also as the first person to publicly brag about “raping” his company and then become its CEO (“I’m rapin’ Def Jam ‘til I’m the $100 million man”). He boasted that his avarice served to avenge the slights of his musical predecessors, who were never paid their due. (“I’m overcharging niggas for what they did to the Cold Crush.”) What all this amounted to, however, was a moderately successful three-year stint, some low-level layoffs, and a denied request for more money and its accompanying problems.

While the man who calls himself J-Hova has no shortage of wealth and enterprise upon which to fall back (among other things, he is owner of a clothing line and co-owner of the New Jersey Nets), his departure from Def Jam still rings a little disappointing. The thing is, more than most rappers, even, Jay-Z’s success is wrapped in, or wrapped around, legend and myth. Plenty of rappers have gone from rags to riches, but few have made their success seem so inevitable and versatile. 50 Cent ran a more than impressive street game (are there any similar journalistic accounts of Jay-Z’s skills as a hustler?), was pumped so full of lead he could’ve been a pencil, and then had the acumen to buy into Vitamin Water in ’04, ultimately cashing out to the tune of $400 million. And yet he doesn’t possess anywhere near the mythic stature of Jay-Z. Of course, a lot of that has to do with musical prowess, but more on that in a bit.

In moving from the hustle to the boardroom, from the eternal elephant of society’s living room to the very picture of establishment success, Jay-Z achieved the dream of celluloid gangsters as disparate as Oscar’s Snaps Provolone, Haymaker & Sally’s Lincoln Playa, and The Wire’s Stringer Bell. He’s gone “legit,” something he frequently celebrates in his lyrics. Now that he’s completed the full arc of the hustler-made-good, he’s above needing to prove himself in any realm (“I don’t want much, fuck, I drove every car / Some nice cooked food, some nice clean drawers.”). The problem is, making good is one thing, staying good another, and staying good in the public eye, in the mythopoetic, hardscrabble American Dream sense, yet one more. When a gangster gets taken out, it’s a blaze of glory, or at least an acceptable price for having lived the high life the hard, fast way. But nobody ponders Vito Corleone’s offers and turns them down, and it’s hard to imagine Horatio Alger’s protagonists watching their ass for a closing boardroom door.

Jay-Z likes to compare himself to Frank Sinatra, which is a little unfair to himself, as his own rise from nothing to real chairman of the board required more industry and acumen than did Sinatra’s Jersey-to-Vegas, chairman-in-nickname-only climb. Moreover, with his lyrics, Jay-Z penned his ascent, wrote his own legend. But strangely, unlike Sinatra and even purely fictional characters like Stringer Bell, whom Jay-Z perhaps most resembles, he sometimes seems ambivalent about moving on. Sinatra didn’t boast of his shadowy associations, and Bell–his desire to put a hit on Clay Davis notwithstanding–dealt with a tight spot by looking to Milton Friedman or Bill Gates. Jay-Z looks to Frank Lucas and his own memories of the street game. The hustle is what makes him tick and drives his best rhymes. Guilty pleasure or not, American Gangster, like Reasonable Doubt and The Blueprint, is compelling stuff. (The ’70s-heavy production milieu of the more recent two doesn’t hurt, either.)

Yet given how self-glorifying the rhymes invariably are, and given their author’s remarkable dexterity and cleverness with the English tongue and his boasts of being able to conquer any endeavor, even his fans may sometimes lament that he hasn’t managed to bring the same intelligence and enthusiasm to other subject matters. Or perhaps that he hasn’t more fully explored the internal conflicts of the street game’s players and especially bystanders, however textured and attractive his current portrayals may be.

You could argue that hip-hop’s held to different critical standards than other genres, and not just on the subject of public morals. Martin Scorcese’s been telling the same ol’ gangster tales for decades, and we all still cheered The Departed. He attempted a number of departures, but then, many of them weren’t very good. And of course, he’s had an extra 30 years with which to experiment. Jay-Z’s only 38, so this should probably stop reading like an obituary; he still has plenty of time to experiment and he’s given us no reason to believe any claims of retirement. Will he move beyond the hustle? Maybe it’s that you can take the kid out of the street but not the street out of the kid. Maybe the market failed him and, like a good hustler, he tells us only what album sales say we want to hear. Or maybe, as Vladimir Nabokov once said, “derivative writers seem versatile because they imitate many others, past and present. Artistic originality has only its own self to copy.”

Hot New Video from Reid & Me

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

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Happy Birthday, Barry Sadler

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

Today being November 1st, I’d be remiss not to wish a happy birthday to the late Barry Sadler, writer and performer of the famous song, “The Ballad of the Green Beret”.  It’s a bit of a silly ditty, in my opinion (with lyrics like “fearless men who jump and die” and a dead Beret whose only request for his wife was that their son also become a Beret (nothing silly about soldiers’ sacrifices–just the simplicity of the presentation here)), but a catchy one, and something of an anthem for the folks Nixon eventually called the “silent majority”.

Not to sound like too much of an ironic hipster, but I must say that it’s among my favorite of the rock era “patriotic” songs (the melodies of Mellencamp and Springsteen, while anthemic-sounding, were obviously more bittersweet and protestive; Lee Greenwood’s and Hulk Hogans songs just suck; and while I love Marvin Gaye’s rendition of the national anthem and Ray Charles’ “America the Beautiful” (both great songs, in my opinion), their era is a little less clear, given that they were written so much earlier). Being among my favorite rock era patriotic songs is a dubious honor, but “Ballad of the Green Beret” remains on my ipod and I still enjoy its martial drumrolls and romantic visions of simplicity (”trained to live off nature’s land”) and selflessness (”he has died for those oppressed”), regardless of the degree to which they match(ed) reality, or to which I’d support the missions on which said Berets are sent. Mainly, I like to use it as a tongue-in-cheek, out-of bed-soldier song for my girlfriend and various floppers at our apartment.

Of course, my ability to do this is partly a product of relative youth and historical ignorance; I didn’t live through that time and thus don’t associate the song, on a visceral level, with support of the Vietnam war. I wonder if I could be similarly charmed by a song that became a rallying cry for Iraq War supporters today. I doubt it.

Anwyay, here’s Barry, doing his thing:

According to wikipedia, Sadler decided to give away the rights to the song while sitting in a hospital bed, recovering from surgery for an infection he developed from a punji stick (a wooden spike smeared with feces—funny, they didn’t talk so much about the feces part on the guided Cu Chi Tunnels (haha–I know) tour in Vietnam, though you could fire various automatic weapons at the National Defense Firing Range there). His 1967 autobiography (I checked it out yesterday) doesn’t seem to make any mention of this–at least not on a quick reading of the relevant chapter–so it’s probably apocraphyl.

His post-Ballad life is more interesting than anything else, if wikipedia is telling the truth. (It’s been hard to find much info anywhere to flesh out their fascinating sketch.) After making some money with his serialized novels of the mythical soldier Casca (who stabbed Christ during the crucifixion and is condemned to remain a soldier until the Second Coming), his life got really interesting (I’ll just copy directly from the article):

Later in life and after serving time in prison for fatally shooting Nashville songwriter, producer, and manager Lee Emerson Bellamy, Sadler moved to Guatemala City in the mid 1980’s and often hung out at a bar/restaurant called La Europa (also known as Freddie’s Bar for the German proprietor). He continued to publish the Casca books (mostly using various ghostwriters), produced a self-defense video (which was never released) and even helped with vaccination programs in rural villages. But it was often believed that he was involved in selling arms to the Guatemalan military or arming the Contras in Honduras and Nicaragua.

It was in Guatemala City that he was shot in the head one night in a taxi cab. He was airlifted to the States by friends from the Soldier of Fortune Magazine, where he was hospitalized and remained in a coma for several months. He died little more than a year later in his mother’s house in Murfreesboro, Tennessee. The circumstances involving his shooting remain a mystery. It has been claimed that he committed suicide, that he shot himself accidentally while showing off to a female companion, and that he was assassinated for allegedly training and arming the Contras. It is also possible that he was simply a victim of random violence.

An interesting dude, that Barry. Perhaps a little crazy. I doubt he and I would’ve agreed on much (even excluding ‘Nam—can’t say I’d be down with the Contras or Guatemalan military), but I think it would’ve been fun to sit down with him and chat. Anyway, happy birthday, soldier.

Biz’s Beat of the Day

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

This one appears to have been around the Internet for a while, but it’s well worth another look. Also, a word from Oskar, who likes to dance.

Belated Happy Birthday to Arabian Prince

Monday, October 15th, 2007

I was so caught up in the Haymaker & Sally premiere that I neglected on Friday to wish a happy 43rd birthday to Mik Lezan, real name Kim Nazel, better known to hip-hop nostalgists as Arabian Prince. Little known fact (outside the world of dedicated rap fandom) is that Arabian Prince was a founding member of N.W.A. and is pictured on the cover of Straight Outta Compton. He appeared only on the song “Something 2 Dance 2” (as well as on “Panic Zone” on N.W.A. and the Posse), and left the group upon realizing that he was the odd man out.

Arabian Prince in NWA

A solo career has been hit or miss; I recall as a 12-year-old buying the tape “Brother Arab” and bumping his semi-hit, “She’s Got a Big Posse” on the double tape deck stereo I got for Christmas. Apparently, though, I was one of the few, and Arabian moved on to join the redneck-sounding Bobby Jimmy and the Critters, the best surviving photo of whom I could find online features a little editorializing on the bands’ skills:

Bobby Jimmy & The Critters
Arabian Prince, looking like the odd man out once again.

These days, Lezan/Nazel bangs out electro beats as Professor X and does some video game work for Fox/Vivendi. He was also recently credited as a writer of Fergie’s “Fergalicious“–mainly, it seems, for his production work on the sampled J.J. Fad hit “Supersonic“.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Prince. Sorry the N.W.A. gig didn’t work out, but way to make lemons into lemonade.